NSYDE DA CHINEEZ HERB SHOPPE

Each word is taken from the vanity plate master list issued by DMV.

ACKACK ACK. (DATSME,

COUGHIN.)

LFSATRP: 1 KRAZIE ERATIC

RLRCSTR RYD. 1DAY IMSWIMN

LAPPS B4 BRKFAST. SPLISSH

SPLLASH HABNFUN. THENN

POWBLAM, EVERY SINAS NN

MYY HEADD IZ JAMMD.

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FEH! IMCOLD 2KOLD, IMHOTT

HOTHOTT HHHOTT. IMLOOKN

EMBALMD. CLEARLY IMNOTOK.

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IWANABE CURED, THERE4 IDO

ENTER DA CHINEEZ HERB

SHOPPE. YYNOTT HAND MESELF

OVER TTO THISS VNRABLE

HEALIN TRADITN? ITGOESS

WAAYBAK, BAKBAK B4 ZEE

GR8WALL.

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INA2ND THEDCTR DUZ EXAMIN

MYYMYY TONGUE, ANDTHEN

SSSSHE DOESZ TAKE MII

PULSE. ITZ2 DIAGNOS MYMYMYY

ILLNUS: XCESS HEEET.

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SOON ZDOC ANDHER HELPER

ARE PULLIN STIXX ANNDD SEED

PODS ANDAND THIK STRINGI

BARK FROM EVRYWHR. IFEEL

FASCN8D, LYK HULE HOWSER.

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MORSTUF GOSE ONTHE PILE.

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WOODE CHIPPS. WHYT POWDERI

ROX. STEMS. IOFNUTE. ITS LYKE

BEHIND DE SCENE ATD WITCHES

CAVE INNNN MAKBETH.

SUDNLY DUH DOKTER SHEGOZ,

“DOU XERCZE?”

ISEZ, “YESIDOO IDOIDO.

IDOSWIM.” NMYMIND ICANC

THEBIG BBLU IRI6TBL

SWMPOOL AT DAA YMCA

DWNTWN.

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“ITSOK SUM XRCZ,” SHESED.

“BUT VERYBAD 2SWIM LYKAFSH

IN OSOCOLD WINTR.”

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ZEEE DOCTUR DDID SURVIV

POVERTI, MAO, THEREDD

GUARD. NOTHIN HAZZ PREPARD

HER4D HAAPYY FACT DAT

ELLAYE HATH NNO WINTER.

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“NOMORE SSWIMIN,” SHESAID,

“W84SUMR.” ANDIAM THINKN,

“HMMM. IMINTITL 2A 2NDOPN.

THISIS LSANGLS! IWONDER

WONDR WWONDER IPH DDA

YLOPGS DUZZ LIZZT NE1

GGOODE UNDER ‘SHAMAN.’ ”

AKAKAK.