Fast Track: ‘Spider-Man’ faces the critics

After all the hype, money and bodily injury, it turns out “Spider-Man: Turn Off the Dark” is kind of lame. (Los Angeles Times)

Ladies and gentlemen, here’s your Oscars class of 2011. (Los Angeles Times)

Sunday’s Super Bowl was the most-watched TV event in U.S. history. (Los Angeles Times)

Some dinner guests bring a bottle of wine; according to Josh Brolin, John Travolta brings his magical Scientology healing ability. (Wall Street Journal)

Prince pulls Kim Kardashian on stage during his Madison Square Garden show, realizes she has no talent, boots her off the stage. (PopEater)

“Desperate Housewives” creator Marc Cherry is working on a “Glee” for the Glenn Beck crowd. (TV Guide)

Keith Olbermann is headed to Current TV. (Associated Press)

Arcade Fire is planning a top-secret show before its Grammys appearance. (Los Angeles Times)

Steven Tyler on “American Idol” has helped Aerosmith album sales jump 250%. (Hollywood Reporter)

David Letterman has told Barbara Walters that he takes medicine for depression. (San Francisco Gate)

Forget all the airbrushing. Are they just going to hire Blake Lively to play Carrie Bradshaw in the upcoming “Sex and the City” movie? (SlashFilm)

Want to feel sad? Take some time to read about Halle Berry’s divorce custody battle. (TMZ)

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